Hand Lotion Should Not Be Something You Can Be Allergic To
Can you think of anything more ridiculous than being allergic to hand lotion? I wouldn't even use the
My Grandma Died, and it’s All My Fault
By the time I was fourteen, I decided to do something with my life. Joel Kirsch, my 9th grade Health
Once a Quitter
I'm standing at the edge of the pool, too scared to move. Elaine's in the water,
Counting Sheep
Had to hop a plane early Friday morning, so I went to bed early and was wide awake by midnight.
LBK’s 115th dream
I would have been 10 or 11 years old in 1972. I didn’t know of Bob Dylan’s 115th
America Is an Oddball’s Paradise
I don't know much about the outside world. Born in LA, lived in California most of my life.
Moses’ 115th Plague
Helen, who’d recently arrived from Memphis after her scene with Paris, burst into the Jade Room with Pharaoh’s
Sinatra Was A One Take Wonder
I don’t like to rehearse, except for in the shower, because it’s an excuse to take a longer
A Fresh Start
Every few generations, God likes to wipe out whoever and whatever’s left on Earth and start over from scratch.
Sailing A Yacht Through The Northwest Passage
I watched a commercial on YouTube the other day for The Ritz-Carlton Yacht Collection and thought, heck yeah, I want